Jimmy

SO jimmy and i were hanging out today when this guy with just a body came up to him and pushed him!!! he said his name was ymmij... y does jimmy have so many enemies. (by the way he is the opposite of jimmy... just a body no head instead of just a head no body and ymmij is jimmy backwards. WE MUST FORM A TEAM TO STOP JIMANTHA, BURGERMAN, AND THIS NEW EVIL MASTERMIND... YMMIJ!!!!

       Hey guys, its seargent and I have an idea, why dont we create a new section in the club: Jimmy Lawyers, we can run a smoother company by having a firing committee.Jimmy and I went wrestling with chase and we owned him, I flipped him over my shoulder (for real) and jimmy jumped on him. Yes, puppyluver, u can use the mood thing. Mood: Victorious :D.

OK listen close i was walking in central park with jimmy and out of nowhere a red angry face with a hood over his face pushed jimmy! I think he was an assasin who was sent from either jimantha or burger man I didnt catch his name so if anybody could help to find out his name that would be perfect

So, guys, Since Burger Mans website has been killing us to keep up with the competition, we should create online jimmy magazines. We can also create  a comic unit about Burger Man and Jimmy. I'll have a few animated jimmy vids ready tomorrow. 

BURGER MAN STINKS he almost killed jimmy. When I was looking through my window he threw a rock at my jimmy drawings, I almost killed him by cranking up my amp to 10 and played, He fainted from loudness.

Seargent Out...

 Mood: Happy

On Saturday, Jimmy was strolling in Homedel Park, looking at the beautiful snow on the ground when he was hit by a shining, ice-covered snowball. The impact of the hit made him fall to the ground. Jimmy looked around and saw Burger Man in a snow fort already aiming to throw a gigantic snowball. Jimmy ducked and the snowball just missed him. He ran to the nearest pile of snow to make his own fort. He also added a small self-portrait for good luck. ZOOM! Another snowball flew by and hit a nearby tree, exploding with a bang. Jimmy looked through a viewing hole to see Burger Man with his head up and making more snowballs. Jimmy threw one and hit Burger Man in the head Burger Man got angry. He stood up and said, "We will meet again Jimmy!" while a helicopter was hovering over him. It dorpped a ladder and Burger Man climed up it. Jimmy hurled his last snowballs at him but he missed. The helicopter then flew away very quickly. Jimmy then kept his eyes open for any more ambushes.

So, we just fired some1 and our payroll a head is up to 96.00. When is the new magazine gonna be out? We need answers people! I have recieved requests for the new 1 and hope to get 1 out soon. We need some1 to write a comic section now that u know who is gone.

So, I have this basketbll gme tdy, and Jimmy is my ball, so I hpe he brings good luck.

I just recruited a new member, MAX!, He is psyched!

Hopewell,

            srgnt masterson

Mood:  Pumped

Jimmy was spotted today in full gear! Goggles, gloves, boots and skis over his shoulder headed for the hills of Huber Woods. The white stripes of sunscreen on his nose and under his eyes were blinding. What is the world was he up to??? Apparently, he was practicing for the the next Super G. He had set up poles for speed and slalom. His time for the whole course was 2min 10sec! I was really impressed. He might be the next world champion. Who knows?

HEY!  This is #1 Puppy Lover here!!! I come up with the ideas behind the mystery column and jimmaratzi!!! so i was talking with my boss,editor,writer,creator, and publisher of the jimmy magazine and we were gathering questions and ideas. THEN IT HIT US!!! Jimmy has to be lonely without a friend. So he talked it over with the other creator,editor,and writer and with thier clever brains they came up with ymmij! ymmij looks like this he is an awsome bff for jimmy so please post your ideas and tell us what you think about them and what you except new things to happen from/for them !!!

                                     Yours truely,

                                       #1 Puppy Lover:):D

 Hello fellow Jimmy fans. I saw Jimmy at Dunkin Donuts yesterday and he said he wants us to make a Jimmy jingle so im making one! k bye!!8)

Hey there!

I bumped into Jimmy today.  What a surprise.  At Starbuck's of all places. He asked me to send all of you his heartfelt THANKS for bringing him to LIFE and for the groovy party last Friday.  He was full of praise and really enjoyed all the attention.

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